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Quarantined man put on bologna and cheese diet

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BY ROGER ALFORD

I heard this week about the fellow who went to the doctor and found out he had a very contagious disease. The doctor told him he was going to have to be quarantined and put on a bologna and see diet.

“I understand being quarantined,” the fellow said. “But how is a bologna and cheese diet supposed to help me?”

“It’s not that bologna and cheese will help you,” the doctor said. “That’s just the only food that will fit under the door.”


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