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Elderly lady reports steering wheel, gear shift stolen

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BY ROGER ALFORD
N-H Columnist

I enjoyed the tale about the elderly woman who called 911 to report her car had been broken into. She was hysterical, telling the person on the other end of the phone line: “They stole the radio, the steering wheel, the brake, the gas pedal, even the gear shift.”

A few minutes later, a police officer radioed in: “Disregard. She had gotten into the backseat by mistake.”


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