An old man on a moped pulls up next to a young fellow in a Corvette at a stoplight.
“What kind of car you got there?” the old guy asks, his thumbs tucked into his suspenders.
“It’s a 2014 Corvette, special made,” the young fellow boasted. “It cost me nearly $80,000.”
The old fellow leaned in and took a look. He saw the stick shift on the floor, the stylish steering wheel, and the speedometer that registered over 200 mph.
“Mighty nice,” the old man said.