BY ROGER ALFORD
N-H COLUMNIST
Perhaps you’ve heard the tale about the little boy who, after church one Sunday, announced to his mother that he has decided to be a pastor when he grows up.
“That’s OK with us,” his mother said, “but how did you make this decision?”
“Well,” the boy replied, “I’ll have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell than to sit still and listen.”