I was amused the other day to read some suggested voicemails greetings that truly are a sign of the times in which we live.
Here’s one that gave a chuckle:
“Hello, I’m not here right now. In fact, I’m out getting a new parakeet. If you leave a message after the beep, I’ll be sure to get back to you. Oh, and by the way, a word of advice; never try to clean a parakeet cage with a vacuum cleaner.”
And this one: