Religion

I know stuff, although most of it is useless.
Like, only 30 percent of people can flare their nostrils.
I know that two-thirds of people tilt their heads to the right when they kiss and that supposedly chewing gum while cutting onions will keep you from crying. Since I don’t chew gum, I don’t know how true that is. I also don’t know why onions make you cry.

by: Roger Alford

Monterey Baptist
What a wonderful way to end Pastor Appreciation Month than with a fellowship of brothers and sisters in Christ. Thank you, Jeremy and Jennifer, for all you do for the Kingdom and MBC. You are loved.
We are very excited to announce that John and Alexandra Ballard have a daughter. Locket Jane was born at 9:35 a.m., Sunday morning, Nov. 6. She is perfect according to her mom and dad.  

By the time I left the newsroom I was ready to rip out my hair or stick a hot poker in my ears.
All day the noise and commotion drove me to distraction — and it had been a fairly quiet day. I was alone in the pod I share with two other reporters and my phone only rang once.
You would think the quiet would be conducive to a productive day, but I could barely put two sentences together because of the noise and commotion coming from within, my whirlwind thoughts stirring up fears and anxieties I thought I had put to rest.