BY ROGER ALFORD
A judge asked a woman who had been arrested for shoplifting a can of peaches why she had done it.
“Because I was hungry, and I wanted something to eat,” she replied.
The judge then asked how many peaches were in the can. She responded: “two.”
“Then I’ll give you two days in jail,” the judge said.
That’s when her husband quickly spoke up: “Your honor, she also stole a can of peas.”