BY ROGER ALFORD
Perhaps you heard about the woman who was pulled over for doing 65 mph in a 40 mph zone?
When the policeman asked for her license, she told him she didn’t have one, that it was revoked two years ago for drunk driving.
The policeman then asked for her vehicle registration, but she said she had stolen the car, killed the driver and stashed his body in the trunk.
“Ma’am, don’t move,” the policeman ordered. “I’m calling for backup.”