Perhaps you heard about the wife and husband who interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist.
“I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t have time for Novocain,” the wife said. “I’m in a big hurry to get back to the beach. Just yank it out quickly, and we’ll be on our way.”
Needless to say, the dentist was quite impressed.
“You’re an incredibly brave woman,” he said. “Which tooth is it?”