BY ROGER ALFORD
A stingy old fellow who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to take his money with him to heaven.
He instructed his wife to take his money out of the bank and fill up two pillow cases and to put those pillow cases in the attic, directly above his bed.
That way, when he died, he reasoned he could grab the money on his way up to heaven.
After the funeral, the man’s wife went into the attic, and there were the pillow cases, still stuffed with cash.