You know you’re getting old when you skip the health foods because you realize you need all the preservatives you can get.
You know you’re getting old when, if you fall, you wonder what else you can do while you’re down there.
You know you’re getting old when you come to realize time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
I’m not sure who authored those lines, but I found them quite amusing. They also got me thinking about what the Bible says about the aging process.