Take the wrong guy's hat and you're in for a fight

BY ROGER ALFORD
N-H Columnist

I got such a kick out the story I heard the other day about two good ol’ boys who had arrived back home separately after an evening out.

“Here’s your hat,” one friend said to the other. “You forgot it when you left that place.”

The other replied: “That’s not my hat.”

“Well,” said the friend, “no wonder that fellow put up such a fight.”

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