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Roger Alford: What do you call a parrot that doesn’t talk? Delicious

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I love the story about the homesick son who wanted to buy his mom the perfect gift. He searched through every store but nothing struck a chord until he walked into a pet shop and found a parrot that spoke five languages. He immediately paid big bucks for the bird and shipped it home to his mother. A few days later he called and asked her how she liked the parrot. His mom responded, “It was delicious.”
The son was sad that his mom had eaten a bird that spoke all those languages. Her response: “Well, why didn’t it say something?”


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