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If the gift box is leaking, there could be a puppy inside

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By ROGER ALFORD
N-H Columnist

It was the last day of school and all the kindergarten students were giving gifts to their teacher.

The florist’s son handed her a beautifully wrapped box. The teacher felt it and said, “I bet I know what this is. Flowers.”

“That’s right,” the little boy said. “But how did you know?”

“Oh, just a wild guess,” she said.

The next student was the daughter of a candy shop owner. The teacher guessed that the package contained candy.


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