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TALKING TO MYSELF: 7 APRIL 2013 (ADDENDUM to April 6 blog post.) Yesterday, I shared that we had gotten a piece of mail on Friday addressed to Gerald Stamper. As faithful readers know, we've been getting his mail off and on since the fall of 1994 when, I gather, he was a senior in high school. Now, a correspondent has written to tell me that White Pages has attached our phone number to him and lists him and his "associate" Gedogla as members of our household. I am stunned -- and terrified to venture into our attic. I heard an interview on NPR not long ago with a woman who discovered a man had been living in her attic for over a year. He came down while she was at work, showered, played with her dog, and drank her milk. Since we're always out of milk, too, I am left to conclude that Gerald - and now I guess his wife Gedogla also - are living in our attic. Could they be undocumented workers? What would a woman named Gedogla look like, I wonder? She sounds exotic though, maybe with large doe eyes and good cheek bones. Maybe Russian or East European? I don't need this kind of stress!